This [defeat] has taught me a lesson, but I'm not sure what it is.

I'll let the racket do the talking.

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

That's one of the best sets I've seen him play, although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before.

If you want to be a tennis player, then mould yourself on Roger Federer. I won three Wimbledon titles and I wish I could play like him.

I am not a monster. I'm not all bad. Maybe 10 percent. I think I'm 90 percent good.

You cannot be serious!