My father, to whom I owe so much, never told me the difference between right and wrong; now I think that's why I remain so greatly in his debt.
John MortimerThe point at which beliefs meet may be more significant, more useful to contemplate, than their sources.
John MortimerThe secret of good health and happiness is to have rather small illnesses throughout your life which you can rely on to stop you doing anything you don't want to do.
John MortimerIt is desperately important to remember when enough is enough, when you've finished the scene.
John MortimerLike childhood, old age is irresponsible, reckless, and foolhardy. Children and old people have everything to gain and nothing much to lose. It's middle-age which is cursed by the desperate need to cling to some finger-hold halfway up the mountain, to conform, not to cause trouble, to behave well.
John Mortimer