I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print.

The freedom to make a fortune on the stock exchange has been made to sound more alluring than freedom of speech.

The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt.

I found criminal clients easy and matrimonial clients hard. Matrimonial clients hate each other so much and use their children to hurt each other in beastly ways. Murderers have usually killed the one person in the world that was bugging them and they're usually quite peaceful and agreeable.

Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.

All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.