I suppose true sexual equality will come when a general called Anthea is found having an unwise lunch with a young, unreliable model from Spain.
John MortimerThe freedom to make a fortune on the stock exchange has been made to sound more alluring than freedom of speech.
John MortimerMy father, to whom I owe so much, never told me the difference between right and wrong; now I think that's why I remain so greatly in his debt.
John MortimerTo escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.
John Mortimer