In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it.
John MulaneyAll my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
John MulaneyI think for many of us - speaking for just a pocket of the country - we trusted Obama. So when you leave your baby with your mom to watch, you don't run home and check the nanny cam. But now we've left the baby with Gary Busey, so we're going to be a lot more on it.
John MulaneyI remember writing standup jokes without having done sets. But as soon as I did my first set, it didn't matter. Everything I thought would work didn't work. And everything I was iffy on was funny.
John Mulaney