All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

Things don't exist until they exist.

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines

Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldnt be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it.

There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and write, but that's just a written joke, versus the comedy of the situation. Ideally, you're pulling as much comedy out of the situation as you can.

Everyone's very relaxed about brand names in television.