I'm a very straightforward person. But that's fine for a comedian. Because a lot of times you're talking about everyone else.
John MulaneyI wish I could go tell 12-year-old me like I don't worry that you just fainted in front of all the girls, one day you'll be able to make this into an episode of TV.
John MulaneyI do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup but I've always been long-winded.
John Mulaney