George Gershwin died on July 11, 1937, but I don’t have to believe it if I don’t want to.

The trouble is people leave too much to luck. They get married and then trust to luck. They should be sure in the first place.

In every marriage the wife has to keep her mouth shut about at least one small thing her husband does that disgusts her.

An artist is his own fault.

But whats the use of being old if you cant be dumb?

When Caroline Walker fell in love with Julian English she was a little tired of him. That was in the summer of 1926, one of the most unimportant years in the history of the United States, and the year in which Caroline Walker was sure her life had reached a pinnacle of uselessness.

Illinois is a state of suspended animation and the people live in hibernation from Oct. to whenever it ever gets warmer.