Never play cards with a man named Doc, and never eat at a place called Mom's.
Well, men go to musicals. Women are the ones that buy the tickets for plays.
In every marriage the wife has to keep her mouth shut about at least one small thing her husband does that disgusts her.
The trouble is people leave too much to luck. They get married and then trust to luck. They should be sure in the first place.
An artist is his own fault.
They say great themes make great novels