In L.A., though, people get off busses calling themselves actors, so many are really not professionals.

I'd never been to acting school, so I never thought I'd get this far.

I wrote another wrestling film script. And we finished the shooting [with Lloyd Phillips]. But Henry Winkler came out with his own wrestling film, which did poorly. So the studios passed on ours, and it never got released.

I always played a soldier, sailor, or policemen.

[At Conventions] they give me all the photos to sign. Star Wars, Superman. And Hammy the Pig is right up there.

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.

You've got to write for your audience.