It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the tube have never been to the United States. Not the real United States.

I mean, Cheers [from the Star Wars] was just a job while we were doing it. All of us were really only hustling to pay the rent, weren't we.

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola.

Hollywood has lost touch with their audience a long time ago.

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

I never went to drama school, so that was more like I was getting away with it.

So many actors have sheer guts, will, and determination; they just need some preparation.