There are a lot of reasons to be hated in pop culture, and being a straight white male is one of them. In fact, I almost hate me

Whenever I get upset, I remember that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to stick up your middle finger.

Things just evolve. I sort of have no control over what happens with the songs. Sometimes I'm afraid I might wake up one morning with an entire record of polka songs.

Punk's not dead, it's just at K-Mart.

Yes, we started out as the Sex Maggots, then became the Goo Goo Dolls, well, and we're still the Goo Goo Dolls!

It's liberating to live at home during the week, but on the weekend it's like, Jesus Christ, how much History Channel can one human being watch?

I wasn't good at sports and I needed a way to make girls like me.