Today, life will offer me many lessons. I will learn nothing.

Many people talk as if they have all the answers, whereas I know I don't. That's probably why no one listens to me.

My father was a really great man. I'll never forget the last thing he ever said to me. Nor will I ever repeat it.

There will always be people who have power over me, who can destroy my spirit and drain my soul. My best defense is to behave as if I have no soul, to act as if my spirit has already been crushed. Perhaps then, I will be left alone or ignored.

When my mind is operating at its peak, it should depress me to think that this is the best I can do, because it's not very good at all. When my mind is operating normally, I should be even more depressed.

It's not just that I'm stupid; it's that I'm just smart enough to know how stupid I am. I wish I weren't so stupid. Or that I were stupider.

I've done bad things with relish, and good things with pickles.