I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

They don't have a lot of crime in the countryside other than theft. But every once in a while, things turn ugly, and when they turn ugly, they turn very ugly.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

Catholics don't scream about Jesus, they scream about the bishop.

Just go outside and look at something and write it down and you'll find it is a very nice piece of writing.

When you're building a character, or at least when I'm building a character, you start saying, 'How am I going to make people like him?'

Nuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do.