The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat

Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.

It's easier to miss her at a cemetery, where she's never been anything but dead, than to miss her at all the places where she was alive.

When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.

Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do to you.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

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