I'm not insane, sir. I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.
Christianity is a fine religion and I wish more Christians practiced it.
We've already established whoever is writing us is an asshole.
I failed angst in high school. They let me graduate anyway.
Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do to you.
The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred's got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.