As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that comes in handy with my writing. If I get bored writing something, I pity the people who will then try to read it.

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.

If your flirting strategy is indistinguishable from harassment, it's not everyone else that's the problem.

As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that comes in handy with my writing. If I get bored writing something, I pity the people who will then try to read it.

I grew up in southern California in the 80s. Yes, I am a walking cliche.

I'm not insane, sir. I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.

I can describe to you the taste of government cheese.