I can describe to you the taste of government cheese.

Libertarians secretly worried that ultimately someone will figure out the whole of their political philosophy boils down to “Get Off My Property.” News flash: This is not really a big secret to the rest of us.

If your flirting strategy is indistinguishable from harassment, it's not everyone else that's the problem.

I know a little bit about deaf culture because a friend of mine has been in the deaf culture for awhile. Over the course of 25 years, she and I have talked about many of the issues and concerns for deaf people and deaf culture.

I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.

I'm not insane, sir. I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.

The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred's got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.