I can describe to you the taste of government cheese.

I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.

Part of what makes us human is what we mean to other people, and what people mean to us.

Do what you need to do and enjoy life as it happens.

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.

As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that comes in handy with my writing. If I get bored writing something, I pity the people who will then try to read it.

I both love and am terrified by Greg Van Eekhout's vision of Los Angeles. I already want to go back.