We've already established whoever is writing us is an asshole.

I don't care whether I really exist or don't, whether I'm real or fictional. What I want right now is to be the person who decides my own fate.

It's easier to miss her at a cemetery, where she's never been anything but dead, than to miss her at all the places where she was alive.

The original sin of Republicans is greed. Everyone understands greed. Everybody wants to get theirs. The original sin of Democrats is pity. Greed is more attractive, and a better motivator, than pity.

I will not let my sales figures dictate what I say on the blog, because the blog is what I want to say.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

We've already established whoever is writing us is an asshole.