We've already established whoever is writing us is an asshole.

Fear is a scavenger who feeds on the future; on what may be and what is possible, extending down the line of our lives.

Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do.

The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat

As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that comes in handy with my writing. If I get bored writing something, I pity the people who will then try to read it.

Reddit is not a public utility or a public square; its a privately owned space on the Internet.

Fear sits and smiles and is predatory, immobile and silent and serene; an observer who conserves his energy and is content to wait.