Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do.

Being poor is people wondering why you didn't leave.

You would rather face a life without me than to have me choose a life I would not choose for myself.

If your flirting strategy is indistinguishable from harassment, it's not everyone else that's the problem.

Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do to you.

Libertarians secretly worried that ultimately someone will figure out the whole of their political philosophy boils down to “Get Off My Property.” News flash: This is not really a big secret to the rest of us.

If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.