Money makes a man laugh.

In quoting of books, quote such authors as are usually read; others you may read for your own satisfaction, but not name them.

Women ought not to know their own wit, because they will still be showing it, and so spoil it.

We look after religion as the butcher did after his knife, when he had it in his mouth.

While you are upon earth, enjoy the good things that are here (to that end were they given), and be not melancholy, and wish yourself in heaven.

A king is a thing men have made for their own sakes, for quietness sake. Just as in a family one man is appointed to buy the meat.

Preachers say, "Do as I say, not as I do." But if a physician had the same disease upon him that I have, and he should bid me do one thing and he do quite another, could I believe him?