Only mediocrity escapes criticism.

There's a capacity for appetite... that a whole heaven and earth of cake can't satisfy

The theater is the only institution in the world which has been dying for four thousand years and has never succumbed. It requires tough and devoted people to keep it alive.

I have thought that men and women should never come together except in bed. There is the only place where their natural hatred of each other is not so apparent.

Perhaps the less we have, the more we are required to brag.

Riches seem to come to the poor in spirit, the poor in interest and joy. To put it straight - the very rich are a poor bunch of bastards

Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry.