There is right and there is wrong, I have NEVER been wrong.

I always feel bad when I meet celebrities and I can just tell every single thing about their personal life, I just say, "Well, they don't have friends. Or a therapist." Once you have both, you don't have to share everything with people, because then you don't have a private life, and then you're, I guess, a workaholic.

How come there's no terrorism with humor, which is a great way to humiliate your enemy? It's a great time for that.

I go to colleges all the time in America, and everyone's gay, and I think how can this be? And it's only in rich schools. In poor schools, nobody's gay.

My films can be considered political action against the tyranny of good taste.

I would describe myself as a writer that hopes to take you into my world and help you feel a little safer.

So to make movies, if you're first goal is to make money, well you can! Make a tent-pole movie that China wants. But that's not the kind of thing that's really going to get your remembered. You're not going to change anything with that. You might become rich from it!