There is right and there is wrong, I have NEVER been wrong.

When I was young, no one wanted to be one; now even the President of the United States would call himself an outsider. So now I'm for insiders.

There is still such a thing as subversive. Subversive makes hip people nervous. It's something new that scares you in a good way. I mean, subversive to me is a compliment. Subversive is something that influences people to do something against society that they haven't thought of before.

The only way I've learned to change anyone's mind politically is to make them laugh. My whole career has been about that.

I have no interest in cars. I have a plain, used Buick. I could run over 10 people, and you wouldn't be able to describe my car.

I live in San Francisco, I live in Provincetown. They're all the same, apart from Baltimore. Baltimore's the only cheap place left.

Anytime you make someone laugh or satirize something, it's the best way to change someone's opinion because they're defenseless - they laugh, they listen.