I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value.

Life is a rotten lottery.

Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.

Anytime you make someone laugh or satirize something, it's the best way to change someone's opinion because they're defenseless - they laugh, they listen.

Without obsession, life is nothing.

I learned that people like my work because I praise things that others don't like.

Technique is nothing more than failed style.