I am on the road all the time. Whether I'm in Paris or in a small college town in Texas, I can't tell the difference, and that's good. You don't have to leave where you were born to be cool anymore.

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.

If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that.

I like the word 'underground'... 'independent' carries a stigma of whininess. 'Underground' means a good time.

True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.

I don't like heroin, unless you're a jazz musician and then you have to be on it because jazz is the sound of heroin.

The Easter Bunny is a major reason for heroin addiction in America.