To me, beauty is looks you can never forget. A face should jolt, not soothe.

I've had a pretty amazing life, a good life, and God knows I'm thankful, but I do believe that after 30, stop whining! Everybody's dealt a hand, and it's not fair what you get. But you've got to deal with it.

I have to talk about my movies. I have to give interviews to promote what I'm doing. But no one really knows my personal life. And if you don't have a personal life I feel bad for you.

I think social justice is important. I think it's not fair.

Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.

The only way I've learned to change anyone's mind politically is to make them laugh. My whole career has been about that.

Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you.