I went to a Catholic high school, which, to this day, I could burn down. And I got great revenge because they had their fiftieth anniversary, andThe Baltimore Sun called me and said, ‘What did you think of your high school?’ And I said, ‘They discouraged every interest I ever had.’ And I saw that in print.

You have to remember that it is impossible to commit a crime while reading a book.

Don’t sleep with people who don’t read.

God knows if you could start a new sex act that's more important than making a good movie.

Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked man who's nailed to a cross? It's like a bad leather bar.

I think that in America there is a new movement of underground movies that wants to kick the ass of independent films that they think whine too much.

There is right and there is wrong, I have NEVER been wrong.