Some call me director, producer, filmmaker. I prefer to call myself pube-king.

If you're not sure you could love your children, please don't have them, because they might grow up and kill us.

No matter what your sexual preference or gender, no one likes a man who is fussy about his looks. You can spend as much time as you want looking good. But don`t do it in public.

Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.

I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me.

I never rewatch the great films of my favorite directors because I'm afraid they won't hold up.

When I started making movies about weird people, I knew they were weird, I was infected with irony, and I wanted New York to notice.