Some call me director, producer, filmmaker. I prefer to call myself pube-king.

I never had any desire to get a tattoo. If I was ever going to get one, I would get a plain anchor with a rope around it, the most unimaginative possible tattoo, like Popeye had.

I understand why people want to look up their friends - usually they want to see what people they've wanted to have sex with look like.

Some call me director, producer, filmmaker. I prefer to call myself pube-king.

I like rap music. But bragging about being rich to poor people is really offensive. I want to hear a rap song about buying a Cy Twombly painting or dating a museum curator. I want to hear about that kind of rich.

Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.

Contemporary art hates you.