I understand why people want to look up their friends - usually they want to see what people they've wanted to have sex with look like.

I hitchhiked at high school. My parents thought was a perfectly normal thing to do even though God knows I got blown a lot of times riding home from school.

To me, beauty is looks you can never forget. A face should jolt, not soothe.

Yeah, I know I should be fighting for gay rights, but who wants to join the army or get married anyway?

True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.

Stupid is never that entertaining. You can be stupid and sexy, stupid and funny but he's just plain stupid. That is not remarkable, that's what I mean.

I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it.