I understand why people want to look up their friends - usually they want to see what people they've wanted to have sex with look like.

Aren't maids the ultimate art critics?

I never had any desire to get a tattoo. If I was ever going to get one, I would get a plain anchor with a rope around it, the most unimaginative possible tattoo, like Popeye had.

Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you.

I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it.

There is still such a thing as subversive. Subversive makes hip people nervous. It's something new that scares you in a good way. I mean, subversive to me is a compliment. Subversive is something that influences people to do something against society that they haven't thought of before.

If I died tomorrow I've accomplished what I set out to do in my life. I enjoy making my movies, I enjoy doing what I do. I have a nice life.