I understand why people want to look up their friends - usually they want to see what people they've wanted to have sex with look like.

If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.

My favorite characters are people who think they're normal but they're not. I live in Baltimore, and it's full of people like that. I've also lived in New York, which is full of people who think they're crazy, but they're completely normal.

I think that in America there is a new movement of underground movies that wants to kick the ass of independent films that they think whine too much.

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because I don't have to do anything except bring wine and go to my sister's all day and go to the movies with the family. So, actually, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, but there's not much comedy material on Thanksgiving. Melatonin really isn't that funny.

I have to talk about my movies. I have to give interviews to promote what I'm doing. But no one really knows my personal life. And if you don't have a personal life I feel bad for you.

I don't think I had a bad influence on anybody. I made people feel better about themselves.