I could never kill myself. I approve of suicide if you have horrible health. Otherwise it's the ultimate hissy fit.
John WatersI do like Christmas. I do understand that there are people who hate it, and there are other religions that resent it. So, I speak to everybody - I try to speak to every kind of minority and majority that cannot escape the steamroller known as Christmas.
John WatersI understand why people want to look up their friends - usually they want to see what people they've wanted to have sex with look like.
John WatersI tried heroin. I shot up in high school, but I just thought it was so dreary: puking and nodding.
John Waters