Ahh, women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse!

There's right and there's wrong. You got to do one or the other. You do the one and you're living. You do the other and you may be walking around, but you're dead as a beaver hat.

A man is no better than he has to be.

My main object in making a motion picture is entertainment. If at the same time I can strike a blow for liberty, then I'll stick one in.

Republic. I like the sound of the word.

We built your fort. We will not have it used against us.

I believe humor nullifies violence.