We built your fort. We will not have it used against us.

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.

Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful.

Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

Any man who'd make an X-rated movie ought to have to take his daughter to see it.