The guy you see on the screen isn’t really me. I’m Duke Morrison, and I never was and never will be a film personality like JOHN WAYNE . I know him well. I’m one of his closest students. I have to be. I made a living out of him.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

You're short on ears and long on mouth.

The reason there are so many stupid people is because it's illegal to kill them.

Of course I know who you are. You're my girl. I love you.

Get off your horse and drink your milk.

Jesus Christ! I would crawl over the mountains of Beverly Hills on my hands and knees if I could do a movie with Doris Day!