The West - the very words go straight to that place of the heart where Americans feel the spirit of pride in their western heritage - the triumph of personal courage over any obstacle, whether nature or man.

A man ought to do what he thinks is right

Ahh, women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse!

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.

I've made over 250 pictures and have never shot a guy in the back. Change it.

I am a demonstrative man, a baby picker-upper, a hugger and a kisser--that's my nature.