Government has no wealth, and when a politician promises to give you something for nothing, he must first confiscate that wealth from you -- either by direct taxes, or by the cruelly indirect tax of inflation.

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

There's been no top authority saying what marijuana does to you. I really don't know that much about it. I tried it once but it didn't do anything to me.

Let's say I hope that I appeal to the more carefree times in a person's life rather than to his reasoning adulthood. I'd just like to be an image that reminds someone of joy rather than of the problems of the world.

Never apologize, mister, it’s a sign of weakness.

A man deserves a second chance, but keep an eye on him.

Sometimes I wonder whose side God's on.