Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

I'm a greedy old man. Life's been good to me, and I want some more of it.

There's been no top authority saying what marijuana does to you. I really don't know that much about it. I tried it once but it didn't do anything to me.

The hyphenated American is ridiculous. But that's what we have to put up with. I think that any person that's in the United States is better off here than they would be where they came from.

I have found a certain type calls himself a Liberal...Now I always thought I was a Liberal. I came up terribly surprised one time when I found out that I was a Right-Wing Conservative Extremist, when I listened to everybody's point of view that I ever met, and then decided how I should feel. But this so-called new Liberal group, Jesus, they never listen to your point of view.

America is the land of freedom and that’s the way I enjoy living.

When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it.