Life is tough, but if you are stupid, it's a lot tougher.
Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
Ahh, women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse!
I never killed a man I didn't have to.
Senator Joseph McCarthy was one of the greatest Americans who ever lived.
Paul Newman would have been a much more important star if he hadn't always tried to be an anti-hero, to show the human feet of clay.