The reason there are so many stupid people is because it's illegal to kill them.
Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!
Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
I'm a greedy old man. Life's been good to me, and I want some more of it.
Sure I wave the American flag. Do you know a better flag to wave? Sure I love my country with all her faults. I'm not ashamed of that, never have been, never will be.
We brought nothing into this world and it's certain we can carry nothing out.