I figured I needed a gimmick, so I dreamed up this drawl, the squint and a way of moving meant to suggest that I wasn’t looking for trouble but would just as soon throw a bottle at your head as not. I practiced in front of a mirror.

Senator Joseph McCarthy was one of the greatest Americans who ever lived.

Out here a man settles his own problems.

A man's got to have a code, a creed to live by, no matter his job.

A man deserves a second chance, but keep an eye on him.

My hope and prayer is that everyone know and love our country for what she really is and what she stands for.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.