I figured I needed a gimmick, so I dreamed up this drawl, the squint and a way of moving meant to suggest that I wasn’t looking for trouble but would just as soon throw a bottle at your head as not. I practiced in front of a mirror.

Life is tough, but if you are stupid, it's a lot tougher.

I am a demonstrative man, a baby picker-upper, a hugger and a kisser--that's my nature.

America is the land of freedom and that’s the way I enjoy living.

Life's tough. It's even tougher when you are stupid.

TRUE Courage is when you are scared to death and STILL saddle up and ride in!

A man ought to do what he thinks is right