Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

Any man who'd make an X-rated movie ought to have to take his daughter to see it.

TRUE Courage is when you are scared to death and STILL saddle up and ride in!

One look that works is better than twenty lines of dialogue.

If you can't be thankful for what you have, be thankful for what you have escaped.

Let's say I hope that I appeal to the more carefree times in a person's life rather than to his reasoning adulthood. I'd just like to be an image that reminds someone of joy rather than of the problems of the world.

I have found a certain type calls himself a Liberal...Now I always thought I was a Liberal. I came up terribly surprised one time when I found out that I was a Right-Wing Conservative Extremist, when I listened to everybody's point of view that I ever met, and then decided how I should feel. But this so-called new Liberal group, Jesus, they never listen to your point of view.