Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

The reason there are so many stupid people is because it's illegal to kill them.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

This kind of war, you've gotta believe in what you're fighting for.

Out here a man settles his own problems.

I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.