TRUE Courage is when you are scared to death and STILL saddle up and ride in!

There's been no top authority saying what marijuana does to you. I really don't know that much about it. I tried it once but it didn't do anything to me.

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

I never trust a man that doesn't drink.

TRUE Courage is when you are scared to death and STILL saddle up and ride in!

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch.