Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
Ahh, women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse!
If you can't be thankful for what you have, be thankful for what you have escaped.
I'm sure we can talk things out like civilized people.
You're going to think I'm being corny, but this is how I really feel: I hope my family and my friends will be able to say that I was an honest, kind and fairly decent man.
A friend of mine told me to shoot first and ask questions later. I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him.