TRUE Courage is when you are scared to death and STILL saddle up and ride in!
Ahh, women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse!
Hell, the truth is that I was named after a dog!
If you can't be thankful for what you have, be thankful for what you have escaped.
I read someplace that I used to make B-pictures. Hell, they were a lot farther down the alphabet than that . . . but not as far down as R and X. I think any man who makes an X-rated picture ought to be made to take his own daughter to see it.
The reason there are so many stupid people is because it's illegal to kill them.