Communism is quite obviously still a threat. Yes, they are human beings, with a right to their point of view . . .

I don't have to assert my virility. I think my career has shown that I'm not exactly a pantywaist. But I do take pride in my work, even to the point of being the first one on the set in the morning. I'm a professional.

When you stop fighting, that's death.

There's right and there's wrong. You got to do one or the other. You do the one and you're living. You do the other and you may be walking around, but you're dead as a beaver hat.

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

Sometimes I wonder whose side God's on.