Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful.

I'm sure we can talk things out like civilized people.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Life's tough. It's even tougher when you are stupid.

Jesus Christ! I would crawl over the mountains of Beverly Hills on my hands and knees if I could do a movie with Doris Day!

You're going to think I'm being corny, but this is how I really feel: I hope my family and my friends will be able to say that I was an honest, kind and fairly decent man.

The hyphenated American is ridiculous. But that's what we have to put up with. I think that any person that's in the United States is better off here than they would be where they came from.