Sometimes I wonder whose side God's on.
I didn't vote for him, but he's my President, and I hope he does a good job.
I drink for comradeship, and when I drink for comradeship, I don't bother to keep count.
I figured I needed a gimmick, so I dreamed up this drawl, the squint and a way of moving meant to suggest that I wasn’t looking for trouble but would just as soon throw a bottle at your head as not. I practiced in front of a mirror.
The reason there are so many stupid people is because it's illegal to kill them.
My favorite four-letter words are 'hard work'.