If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget. . . . he didn't lose your number. . . . he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

Ahh, women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse!

Hell, the truth is that I was named after a dog!

If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget. . . . he didn't lose your number. . . . he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.

I didn't vote for him, but he's my President, and I hope he does a good job.

Let's say I hope that I appeal to the more carefree times in a person's life rather than to his reasoning adulthood. I'd just like to be an image that reminds someone of joy rather than of the problems of the world.