I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.

That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

Never apologize, mister, it’s a sign of weakness.

Any man who'd make an X-rated movie ought to have to take his daughter to see it.

Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday.

A man deserves a second chance, but keep an eye on him.

Cause even grown men need understanding.