The hyphenated American is ridiculous. But that's what we have to put up with. I think that any person that's in the United States is better off here than they would be where they came from.
All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.
Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch.
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget. . . . he didn't lose your number. . . . he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.