I figured I needed a gimmick, so I dreamed up this drawl, the squint and a way of moving meant to suggest that I wasnโt looking for trouble but would just as soon throw a bottle at your head as not. I practiced in front of a mirror.
You're short on ears and long on mouth.
Life is getting up one more time than you've been knocked down.
I am a demonstrative man, a baby picker-upper, a hugger and a kisser--that's my nature.
A man deserves a second chance, but keep an eye on him.
Never apologize, mister, itโs a sign of weakness.