My favorite four-letter words are 'hard work'.
I believe humor nullifies violence.
I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.
I'm a greedy old man. Life's been good to me, and I want some more of it.
All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.
Ahh, women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse!