Get off your butt and join the Marines!

I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.

I stick to simple themes. Love. Hate. No nuances. I stay away from psychoanalyst's couch scenes. Couches are good for one thing.

Life's tough. It's even tougher when you are stupid.

If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget. . . . he didn't lose your number. . . . he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

Any man who'd make an X-rated movie ought to have to take his daughter to see it.

True grit is making a decision and standing by it, doing what must be done.