I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

You're short on ears and long on mouth.

Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.

I drink for comradeship, and when I drink for comradeship, I don't bother to keep count.

Let's say I hope that I appeal to the more carefree times in a person's life rather than to his reasoning adulthood. I'd just like to be an image that reminds someone of joy rather than of the problems of the world.