It rankles me when somebody tries to force somebody to do something.

If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget. . . . he didn't lose your number. . . . he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

We're burnin' daylight!

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

You're going to think I'm being corny, but this is how I really feel: I hope my family and my friends will be able to say that I was an honest, kind and fairly decent man.

Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful.

Oscar and I have something in common. Oscar first came to Hollywood scene in 1928. So did I. We're both a little weather-beaten, but we're still here and plan to be around for a whole lot longer.