Ahh, women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse!
One look that works is better than twenty lines of dialogue.
This kind of war, you've gotta believe in what you're fighting for.
I'm sure we can talk things out like civilized people.
I believe humor nullifies violence.
I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.